(via thursday)


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tf2chainz:

*eats an apple*

Scurvy:

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turing-tested:

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

(via nateural)


minotar:

she took my dick in the divorce

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tredlocity:

xmagnet-o:

tredlocity:

Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.

Me:

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Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?

That is…

100% what that movie is.

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turnipfritters:
“me being carried off to dream land by the benadryl i just took
”

turnipfritters:

me being carried off to dream land by the benadryl i just took

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dynastylnoire:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

This was the most brutal shit that I have ever seen on a commercial. And it came out of nowhere.

I wasn’t prepared at all

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